Save your breath and get down with me

I'm on a roll with these "3 things" openers.

My 3 fashion questions for humanity today...

ONE- are you aware that muffin tops are not appealing?

TWO- why, men with chest hair, do you wear deep V's?

THREE- moms, when was the last time you compared your jeans with your teenage daughter's and realized they are not the same size OR brand?

These are the issues that truly ail me. I'm not exactly sure if everyone has mirrors in their houses these days, but if they do, I can tell they've been neglected. The mirror is your friend, people. When you leave your house, make sure you look acceptable. I know that not everyone cares how they look, and I'm not asking you to be Trendy McFlashypants every day. Just wear clothes that fit you. Please?

Moving on (transitions are not my strong point). Yesterday, I did a hair editorial shoot and it was really fun! I have never been a hair model, and I'm not on lookbook (life goal #53), but despite my nerves, the pictures came out really great. I had a giant weave bun on the front of my head, and wore all sorts of crazy clothes. At one point, the photographer let me see some pictures that she took of me, "just to see what you look like when you do stuff". I immediately thought, "oh god she's telling me to look at how bad I'm sucking as a model." but they weren't that bad. I was pleasantly surprised. I'll post pix as soon as I get them. :D

It's come to the point where I'm so sick of San Diego, I can't even be bothered to go do anything because I feel like I've seen/done it all. I really am not a fan of LA, but it'll be a nice change from S. Dizzle. Only a few more months...

HOT- being creative with your clothes. I found an old skirt my mom had, threw a belt on it and turned it into a tube dress.

NOT- Forever 21. LET ME JUST SAY, everyone who works at the one where I live is unattractive, and pushy. And also, they don't "do" refunds. Just store credit. So thanks to them, after returning a fugly skirt I should've tried on first, I now have a slightly less fugly skirt that was $4 less, an awkward ring, and a Forever 21 gift card for 54 cents. Fuck.