Sunday, September 27, 2009

Oh hayull naw!

This past week was full of teenage girl fantasies fulfilled. And before your minds go to dirty places, let me just stop you and let these words rattle around in your hollow skulls.

MILEY CYRUS AND BRITNEY SPEARS IN TWO DAYS.

A few things I observed...In all honesty, I don't think I believe Miley Cyrus is telling the truth about being 16. Her body does not look a day younger than 25, but her face holds all the youth. She also didn't smile the entire show. I understand that she's on tour and she's probably tired and according to her Twitter, she hasn't been feeling too hot lately, (+1 stalker points for Shelby) but you're young, Miley. Getting to fly over the audience on a motorcycle every night should bring a little joy into your life, no? Well regardless, it was a really fun show and I sang all the words, despite being interrupted by scream-spasms the small children next to me decided to let loose. Not kidding, they didn't know any of the words because they were unaware it was not a Hannah Montana concert, so they just screamed their tiny lungs out at random intervals instead.

Britney Spears was also fun, but I was extremely disappointed that 'Oops, I Did It Again' was not on the set list. I'm a fan of old Britney songs. Don't get me wrong, her new stuff is cool, but it's no 'Baby One More Time', which she actually DID sing, much to my enjoyment. It was the 'Britney Spears Circus Tour', and let me just say, there was TOO MUCH circus tour, not enough Britney Spears. There was a lady on a trampoline with no legs. I never. EVER. want to see that again in my life. EVER. *shudder* I got to see my friend Kelsey there, who has been missing from our San Diego lives for a while. :D I bought an embarrassing shirt, as did I for Miley Cyrus, and I was once again the 10 year old dancing to her pop-idol alone in her room. Except I'm almost 18. And I was surrounded by thousands of people. And Britney is no longer my pop-idol. Or any kind of idol for that matter.

In other news, the gym misses me. I don't go alone, and now that Katie is away at college, I have no one to go with. My sister would go with me, but she takes the gym seriously. Katie understands that I can barely lift 5 pound weights and 5 minutes on the treadmill makes me light headed. In all reality, I don't need to go to the gym. I just feel like I'm lazy and pissing people off when I eat all day and don't work out ever. I shop. That's my sport.

I'd like this now please.
K thanks.

HOT-The new nanos. The video recording is vair nyce.
NOT-Fatties in leggings. Just sayin.

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